Journalism Shmournalism
A wise man, Yogi Berra, once said “you can observe a lot by just looking. Well I don’t have that advantage for this game, since I wasn’t there I can’t accurately report on anything. But I can make some wild assumptions that will undoubtedly be at least partial truths.
A) We made an attempt to stay out of the box and found the the other team to be good sports about it.
B) Some of us mistook lack of penalties to mean lack of aggression.
C) Shaun really wanted to take the beer cooler but couldn’t because he had to leave quickly due to…..why? Why, Shaun do you rush out so quickly? Stay, relax, have a couple of beer.
D) Gord floated at centre and blamed his back.
E)Andy flailed down the right wing, got slashed, hooked, mauled, elbowed, and got beat about the head and shoulders with a burlap bag full of soggy dishcloths, but still no penalty was called.
F) Bob rushed at an inopportune time and yelled at the wingers to get the point.
G) Santa and Tidy remembered the water bottles and reminded everyone about just how reliable they are.
H) We scored an own goal. Sorry Peter.
I) Frank kept it all in perspective by reminding that we are one division away from women’s hockey.
J) Guy retorted, “Yeah, one division behind”
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Speaking of behind……
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