The Cuppa Joe Grinders

Dave Tanchak has been disqualified from the Turtle Race and will be removed from all future point tally displays. Turtle Race Administrator, Glen Trainor reports, “Mr. Tanchak has been tallying points Unbecoming of a Turtle. With 2 hat-tricks and tied for 1st place in points mid-way through the season, it’s simply irresponsible for us to keep him within the turtle race.”
“Besides,” adds Trainor “It would be much more fun to add a skilled player like Mike Geib to the race and berate him for under-achieveing.”